1.Name: Marc

2:Age: 18

3:Siblings?: Brother

4: Pets?: Cat

5:Name a fruit: Does Graham Norton count?

6:Been on holiday?: Yes

7:What are you listening to?:
Zombies getting pro’d on Dead Rising

8:What did you last eat/drink?:
Ate some Cajun Chicken and drank some PEpsi

9:Any plans this week?:
Go to the Chinese

10:Are you prepared for what is about to happen?:
LETS DO THIS!

Ok, fairly normal so far, right? Prepare to be sent into a spiral of psychological trauma.

11: I'm singing Journey right now. WHAT DO YOU DO?:
“Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere”

12: Someone says "duck!", do you actually duck or try to be a smartass?:
Duck

13: Pass me that lightbulb please:
Who needs lightbulb’s when we have FIRE!

14: Which limb would you mind losing the least?:
Someone elses.

15: How would you react if a friend told you that they were screwing your sister?(if you don't have one, IMAGINE):
Screw his mum, that’d teach him.

16: Your hand has spontaniously caught on fire, react:
If I could play guitar I would play it, I bet Hendrix never managed that.

17:How would you react if you girlfriend said she was screwing your sister/ boyfriend said he was screwing your brother?:
As long as do not hear or see anything after that then I could not care less, I am not homophobic or anything but seeing that would not be on my to do list

18: SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I CUT YOU:
Sack Attack!

19: Do you know who Frank Zappa is?:
Yes I know of him.

20: Use Frank Zappa as a theme in an amusing sentence:
So me and Frank were walking the mean streets Tazer’s in hand, when out of nowhere a crazed woman came out of an alley and became violent, there was no reasoning with her, so I said Frank Zappa.

21: Pistol whip or pimp slap?:
Pistol whip

22: You are locked in a car boot about to be submerged in water, your only hope is to escape in a MacGyver-esque fashion using only a pin, sunglasses and an old bible, what would you do?:
I would break the sunglasses and form two prongs in the Bible, and place the pin in between forming a convenient electro magnet which would inturn blow the boot lid off.

23:Would you rather get your nipples clamped or tongue clamped?:
As much as it would still hurt I would have to say nipples, tongue would.

24:Say an amusing slang word for something rude:
Fun Bags

25: Do clowns scare you?:
Depends on the clown I 'spose, the one from Dead Rising is a true freak but a golf club sorts him out

26: Have you ever registered yourself as a deadly weapon?:
Do I look like Mel Gibson?

27: Tequila slammer, vodka shot or flaming sambuca?:
Tequila slammer

28: For what reason would you ever possess a whip?:
Whipping I ‘spose

29: What's the most deadly weapon you've used?:
Chainsaw, albeit a makeshift weapon

30:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?:
Enough

31?: Are you confused yet?:
Sorry what were we doing?

32: Name a drug:
Gotta be the Disco Biscuits

33: What are loafers?:
Lazy bums or shoes

34: Miami Vice: Awesome.
There’s only so much unbuttoned pink shirt that can be shoved into one show

35: Name an unconventional extreme sport, and no you can't just add "extreme" to something:
Extreme Tandem Biking

36: Add "extreme" to something to make an unconventional extreme sport:
Extreme Lag

37. ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR:
A shit darts score.

38. Name your robot:
Mr Roboto

39: Estimate the age at which you will become a parent or aunt/uncle:
23

40: What is the coolest accent?:
British

41: Name the best bad guy ever:
Darth Vader or the Emperor.

42: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?:
What?
SAY WHAT AGAIN!

43: What type of criminal are you most like?:
One of those awesome ones that takes the FBI Ages to catch only to find out that it was the leader of the FBI or some American film bollocks.

44: If you were a physical attack what would you be?:
Knee to the gut.

45: Pen OR paper?:
Paper

46: Piece or shooter?:
Look out I got a piece

47: Pimp or Gangsta?:
Gangsta

48: East or West coast?:
West

49: Give your first child and awesome name RIGHT NOW:
Dr Funk, the cocktail was apparently grotesque so my child would become the awesomeness that the name dictates

50: How are you planning on dying?:
In a fiery blaze aboard my cruising vessel, after a gun battle on jet ski’s at night in Miami wearing a suit.

51: Angel of Vengeance or Angel of Mercy?:
I will strike with Vengeance and Furious anger

52:Snuffed it or bought it?:
Snuffed it

53:What film wierds you out the most?:
Fight Club.

54: Do you have any form of OCD?:
Not that I can think of

55: Say a "how many .... does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke:
How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What’s a lightbulb?

56: Orgasmic pain or excruciating bliss?"
Orgasmic pain

57:How much did that last question freak you out?:
none though an excrutiating orgasm would be horrific

58: Grimlock or Optimus Prime?:
Me Grimlock!

59: Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins?:
Gabriel for music, Collins for Put me down you filthy bastards!

60: Who would you turn gay/lesbian for?:
Dr Tran, but only because he would fuck me up if I refused, albeit he would fuck me up after in a different way if I accepted, I should stop….

61: Massive hard or fuckin' rad?:
Fucking Rad

62: Britney; was she ever "innocent"?:
Nope, despite what she would claim, damn hick.

63: Come up with an amusing alternative to "got milk?":
Got Sex?

64: What are you more likely to find yourself saying; Double What!

65: Name a ballad: Whitesnake- Is this love

66: Did you ever watch "The Glam Metal Detectives"?:
No but I wish I had

67: Ever had a really hot sex dream about one of your good friends?(told you this was gonna mess you up, ex's and boyfriends/girlfriends don't count):
Yes, living the dream would be awesome, daaaaamn girl!

68: Blu or White tac?:
Never tried the white so Blu

69: Do people who giggle like morons at 69 piss you off?:
Yes, it can only be funny a certain amount of times, obviously not.

70: What insult do you wish was in wider circulation?:
Cock Jizzle

71: Would you rather skydive or shoot someone in the face?:
Shooting Marvin in the face, if you do not know what I mean, FOR SHAME!

72: Would you put a mob hit out on someone? Or if you prefer, would you have someone whacked?:
I’m the Don, people come to me to get people killed

73: You are part of a specialised elite fighting unit, each member was selected for their unique abilities. What's yours?:
Plasma Grenade skillz

74: Loctite Superglue can glue a full grown man to the ceiling by his shoes if both surfaces are suitably flat and clean. Are you now inclined to try this experiment?:
Why in god’s name would I want a man on my ceiling, except maybe a punch bag.

75: Knife fight or sniper battle?:
Sniper Battle

76: What fictional character have you been likened to/most see yourself as?:
I would like to think fictional characters are likened to me not the other way around, though I doubt it.

78: Alchemy or technology?:
Alchemy I could transmute me a mansion from rubble

79: Someone's really pissed you off, do you plain straight out execute them or immolate them in holy fire?:
Exceute

80: Do you get mad or your shotgun?:
My Host Shotgun makes the enemy angry.

81: I'm singing Journey again, what are you gonna do this time?:
I will tell you to “Don’t stop Believin’”

82: You're forming a band, give it a name:
Jesus Nipples, they are a 80’s punk rock band.

83: Your head is stuck in a vice. How the hell did it get there?:
A bet, but can one win in such a situation?

84: Oh no there's pirates! Where are you?:
Rejoining my crew

85: Have you ever ridden dirty?(I'm gonna leave you to decipher what it actually means):
Hell yeah, but the patrol did not catch me ridin’ dirty.

86: Have you ever taken a serious electrical shock?:
I have been shocked but not as bad as ~Dirtymagic and his incident, lesson of that day electric, it can fuck you up.

87: Have you ever given anyone a serious electrical shock?:
Nope

89: Some big burly dude knocks your drink over in the pub, he doesn't apologise and gives you a "what you gonna do about it?" look. What are you gonna do about it?"
Smash a pint glass on his head and shout “Twat!”

90: What nation do you hate the most?:
France and America (Well those American’s who think all Brits have bad teeth and other such bollocks)

91: Are you likely to survive a teen horror slasher flick?:
Yeah! I will get to the helipad and fly that damn chopper to safety with the token hot chick at my side.

92: You are an evil villian who has had his/her plans foiled again. Say something dramatic as you flee:
I’m too rich to die!

93: What type of person makes you the angriest?:
Scene bitches

94: Name a sin:
Sloth

95:Are you likely to go to hell for this sin?:
You’d probably be too lazy to turn up for enrolment

96: Name an awesomely hilarious place to have sex:
In DFS, got to try the bed out before you buy.

97: Give a philisophical view on sex and relationships.:
Never, ever give another man’s wife a foot massage!

98: Distort a pop lyric into a horrific innuendo/non innuendo:
I just can’t get head out of you, your love is all I think to think about.

99: Your hands just fell off. How are you gonna deal with it?:
I would stand in amazement as my hands fall off

100: What's in the dark?
Darkness